Just when you think Sarah Palin will write a memoir--er, rather, put her name on a book, and finally fade into oblivion for the greater good of a nation, the media slaps you in the face with another "you've got to be sh*itting me?!" news bit.
Page Six is reporting that publicity agents of the former Republican vice presidential candidate of the United States of America are searching out a beauty endorsement deal for their client.
The pitch? Palin's "lipstick on a pit bull" catch phrase. And there is no reason why beauty and cosmetic companies should not be throwing blank checks at the idea. There is nothing that sells make-up better than being compared to a dog face, right?
We can see this brilliant campaign now!
Hi, I'm Sarah Palin. Some of you may recognize me as the former Miss Wasilla and third runner up for Miss Alaska. Oh, and some government stuff too.
What makes me beautiful like a pit bull? Lipstick. You wanna be a tail wagger? (wink) You betcha! Try Cover Girl's new shade: Baked Alaska.
Easy, breezy, lipstick on a pit bull....Cover Girl! (insert wink here)
