I was rushing out to the Carlos Milele show this morning. I think my heel got caught on the bottom step's edging and I was launched face first into the wall.
I looked up and there was a lipstick mark, in the shape of my lips where hit the wall. LOL.
I sat there, determined to still make it out, but I just wanted to make sure my nose wasn't gushing blood. Sure enough, within a few seconds, there it was. I was also wearing glasses, which cut the bridge of my nose. Defeated, I took my clumsy self back up stairs to my apartment. When I looked in the mirror, I saw a black and blue bump.
Even if my schnoz is not broken, I'm probably not going to attend fashion shows with a swollen honker. The boyfriend is coming home now to take me to Beth Israel Hospital. I will keep my readers posted.
One thing I learned from this experience, I can really take a hit to the face. I didn't cry, but rather laughed, especially when I saw my face print on the wall.
In honor of "Fall" fashion week, here are some links to other mishaps so far this season.
Agyness Deyn Tumbles at Fashion Week
UPDATE: My nose is not broken. I just look as if I got into a bar fight. I didn't make it to any shows today since it's still swollen. I don't have the guts to wrap my face in lace like Lady Gaga, though with the Blonds show tomorrow, I would fit right in.
Look closely...that's a lip print of Lancome Woodland Berry.
