Dear Secretary of State Clinton,
"You know who you should style? Hilary. She needs to get out of those ugly-a** pants suits. You'd make a million dollars," said my boyfriend's co-worker.
While I doubt that you are in the market for a wardrobe stylist and that you'd pay a cool million, after seeing the African inspired jacket in the Huffington Post, Fashion Funhouse Emporium feels compelled to give free, unsolicited advice via this open letter.
We understand you are in a man's world, and need to be taken seriously. At the same time, you still want to keep your femininity. Hence, ill fitting rainbow array of colored suits are your tactic. We know you don't want people talking about your clothes, but instead focusing on your policies (but they are talking about the clothes). We know that being in the shadow of Big Bill is difficult. You are your own strong, smart and beautiful woman.
This is why we have put together those pants suits that you love in a way you can wear color and prints, but done right. Oh, and if you so choose to hire a million dollar stylist, we are for hire.
Sincerely,
The Editors of Fashion Funhouse Emporium
