
The concept of a "car shoe" would've been cool when I was three.
These shoes do look remarkably like the dream sports car of every small weenie man who needs the rumble of a fast motor to compensate. Though, I am not sure who Lamborghini intended to make these pumps for --aforementioned men with foot fetishes? Luckily, they are only a creative concept. For now.
The Italian penis car designer is no stranger to blowing its load, er, logo all over all sorts of products from the usual hats, tees and jackets to the more absolutely unrelated paperweights, candles, and playing cards. Perhaps most bizarre is the Lambo flask. Because nothing mixes better with a car that accelerates to 62 miles per hour in four seconds than a nice chug of vodka.
If youre too high brow for the NASCAR beer cozie and couch, head on over to Lamborghini and order some swank speed machine swag.


