
Bruce Willis: Does it smell like something died in here?
Have you ever wondered what Bruce Willis smells like when he's surfing the wing of a crashing plane? How about when he's trying to seize control of an airport taken over by terrorists? Or when he's slinging a gun and trying to free a family held by teenage hostages?
You're about to find out. Bruce Willis inked a deal with German company LR Health & Beauty Systems to launch his own fragrance. Its coming to a groin area near you on July 1, 2010.
And of course, Bruno's perfume reps say the odor is "extremely masculine." EXTREME!

Jennifer Aniston: Aint nobody dope as me, Im just so fresh and clean!
Not to be out done by others who make the same movie with different titles, Jennifer Aniston is creating her own signature scent as well. Her stink of choice, Lolavie, made by Falic Fashion Group (not Phalic) will launch exclusively at the UK department store, Harrods. It will eventually be sold in the US.
If you've ever wanted to know what it smells like to chase after a man who you think is the one, only to find out that the guy of your dreams has been there all along, here is your chance. The scent was inspired by a race to the airport to stop your real true love from leaving your life forever.
Says the Falic company rep: "We hope that if people like the purity and the naturalness of who she is..." Then he added under his breath, not like that slut whore Angelina. What? Oh, what? I didn't say anything.
Want to smell like a celeb? Choose from the list of perfumes from Danica Patrick to the Beckhams!