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Apr 24, 2010 4:37PM

Swingin' Summer- Beach Style of the 1960's

Hollywood churned out dozens of "surfer" and beach movies in the 1960's. I suppose it was their equivalent of our "High School Musical" series. Basically in every movie of this genre, a bunch of shirtless teen boys and bikini clad girls flock to the beaches for fun in the sun and chaos ensues!

Though, what is particularly awesome about these movies are --you guessed it, the clothes! I went back to the 70's with Wicked Wicked and now check out some swingin' sixities summer style. Then, take a look at this clip of the ageless Raquel Welch looking too cool for the dorks dancing in the sand. And, after viewing a couple of these corny flicks, it's no wonder some turned to trash and psychedelic rock Counterculture.

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Apr 23, 2010 10:41PM

Suiting Yourself: A Man's Guide to Choosing Formal Attire

Every man should have a suit. Even though dress codes in the work place and beyond have become more casual, there are circumstances where your football jersey and jeans are less appropriate.

Places where you should never assume it is okay to dress down: funerals, weddings and business meetings.  I'm not saying that you can't wear jeans and a button down, but if you want to show that you actually respect others (or want respect yourself) then quit whining and put on proper attire.

Multi-Purpose Suit

$797.00 by Hugo Boss at Zappos

There are guys out there that will only need to have one suit for certain occasions. If you have a job where every day is Hawaiian shirt day, I'm talking to you. Choose a quality, versatile suit that will last . This way, you don't have to go through what seems to be the heinous torture of clothes shopping again until you get too fat to fit into it.

Price: This is a little above average for a well made suit.  If you buy a suit from Target for 34.95, wear it once for an interview and never again, I suppose that you don't need the garment to last. Spend the money, especially if you plan on making this your go-to suit. Be a bit more frugal on your shirts and ties if you need to be.  Keep in mind though, synthetic blends or cheap cotton will wrinkle and stain easier. Read the labels for materials. If it sounds highly flammable, it probably is.

Color: It's black. Nothing too original about that, but it can be worn on everywhere.  You can easily swap the shirt and tie with different colors and textures.

Style: Basic two button suits will never go out of style. Wear with or with out a tie, depending on how formal you need to look.

 

The Business Suit

$1089 by Brooks Brothers

You don't have to sport chalk-white pinstripes atop navy blue to read "power." That is, unless you're an 80 year old real estate mogul with bad hair. (and if you happen to be the aforementioned, thanks for reading) Nor do you have to look like a gangster. I suggest avoiding double breasted jackets all together when choosing a suit since they can look dated.

Price: The Brooks Brothers suit is going to cost you some serious cash, but if I can entice you by saying, if I saw this man walking down the street, I'd ask him for directions, though I'd know how to get there.  The three piece suit says to me, I have my shit together. So much so, I wear three pieces.

Color: Its a neutral gray that looks good on all.  The stripes are a subtle enough detail that is not emulating a God Father flick.

Style: You don't always have to wear the vest with it, but it adds an extra element of class.

 

Seasonal Suits

$599 at Men's Wearhouse

If you find yourself needing to wear a suit more often than not, then have more than one. If this is your situation, you can be a more flexible with colors and materials.  A friend of mine asked advice on buying a suit. I suggest the one above and he replied "but you don't understand how hot suits are!" Well, here is your solution.

Many suit-makers like Brooks Brothers have reasonably priced suits that have technology like "BrooksCool" with your sweaty ass in mind.

Price: You can go a little cheaper since you wont be wearing the same suit as often. Still, keep quality in mind and try to grab the best materials at the most reasonable cost.

Color: Lighter colors are acceptable in warmer weather.  However, you probably cant pull off blue-seersucker unless you're Dick Van Dyke (or Freddie Lieba, for you fashion folk). Just proceed with caution! If you're asking yourself,  "is this yellow hip? or ice cream man?" Then leave it on the rack!

Style: You want to keep the style classic. If you're playing with color, you don't want some crazy cut in addition to a color like you're heading to a Hampton's P. Diddy beach party, especially if you're trying to be in a business atmosphere.

 

Fashion Foward

$1,375.00 by Paul Smith at Barneys New York

This section is for men that don't really have a professional need to wear a suit, but just want to.

Price: If you're wearing one for fun, you probably dont care.

Color: See previous line.

Style: You do your own thing like wear it with sneakers and tees.

 

Fitting

Don't think you can go into a store and a suit will fit you off the rack. Unless you are the same shape and size as an industry standard fit model, chances are you will need to have the pieces altered to fit you.

Go to places that offer alterations in house. Men's Wearhouse wont charge you after the first alteration. If you've grown a big fat beer and sausage gut, its free to take out your pants--within reason. If they have to make you a new pair that doesn't count.

Some stores, like Paul Stuart even have made to measure.

Though finding your own tailor has benefits. It's not just suits than needed fitted properly and there is nothing like the feeling of wearing something that is customized for you.

You don't have to buy exactly what I picked in this blog. Use it as a guideline, keeping where and how often you will wear the clothes.

Accessories can change the look since your suit will essentially be a blank canvas. Catch the next blog on how to pick shirts, ties, shoes and accessories!

Want to see Men's Spring 2010 runway collections or geek-chic style?

 

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Apr 22, 2010 5:07PM

Wicked, Wicked Fashion - That's the Ticket!

TMC aired Wicked, Wicked a 1973 thriller this past week. Shown in "Dual Vision", a gimmick name for split screen viewing, the cheeky, cheese-tastic flick features two points of view at the same time. While a stalker spies from inside the ceiling on curvy blondes who check into the hotel, you never miss a minute of those horribly fantastic fashions.

This inspired me to create my own "split screen" seventies outfits, but with all modern pieces that are in stores now. While I welcome these cool style throwbacks, I really wish I could get the terrible Bond-girl style lounge singer's ditty from the film out of my head.

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Apr 21, 2010 12:11PM

Pet Fashion - From Dial-a-Dog to NY Fashion Week

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What happened to just a barrel of Scotch? Messenger Dog: Gizmodo

Okay,  the Messenger Dog video phone is less fashion and more function, but Gizmodo brings up a great point. How cool would it be to use your dog as a cell phone? Or Video phone for that matter?

The Messenger Dog is a digital messaging system designed for disaster relief efforts. I was a Looney Tunes fan as a child. If you remember the St. Bernard with the liquor in a barrel around its neck that saved people buried in the snow, this is the modern version.

Though, it wont be long until Paris Hilton bedazzles one with pink Swarovski Crystals and carries it --and the dog next to her ear for paparazzi photos.

 

He looks so sad, take it off, for Christ Sakes! Canine Styles

In other news, did you know that along with ready to wear and bridal shows there is also Pet Fashion Week NY?  Check out the latest in what is billed as "The pet industry's most sophisticated event." Because nothing says class like outfits for your Pomeranian.  Why give hot meals to starving humans when you can  buy FooFi an argyle sweater from Canine Styles for $150.

If whimsy is more your style, designer Kiki Hamann created an Alice in Wonderland dress ($400) in honor of the release of  Tim Burton's same titled movie.  Its available at Bitch NY.

Do they know Im a boy?  Bitch NY

But, If you just can't stop yourself from thinking that animals should wear clothing, don't miss the next Pet Fashion Week NY on August 22nd and 23rd at the Metropolitan Pavilion in New York City.

But just a cautionary tail (pun intended), once I bought these novelty eyebrows at a human costume shop that included "angry Scotsman." I thought it was only fitting to put them on my cat, Angus McScottish, and have him pose for a picture. He responded by lacerating my arms.

 

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Apr 19, 2010 10:03PM

Fashion News Round Up: Shrek Sexes Up, Mini Skirts Anger God and Mizrahi on Jeopordy

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Marc's Mark Lives On

Marc Jacobs designed a bag with a swastika and it's still on the market for only a little under $1500.

Earlier this year, several bloggers pointed out the Nazi symbol on another similar bag. After a quick Google search it seems that either Barney's sold out or had the sense to recall the bag. However its pure, master race brethren can still be bought out there in cyberspace.

In the past I asked if Marc Jacobs is deliberately trying to make us all squirm with the likes of hair Ugg boots and garbage bag totes. I'm guessing that this wasn't intentional? If it was, it seems that people are still willing to buy anything with the man's name on it.

 

Donkey Punch

Photo: Vman

Movieline - Shrek and friends posed for a photo shoot in VMAN magazine. Paramount Pictures says that the shoot did not turn out the way they'd hoped, adding if they knew that Donkey would be in a threesome, they would've never approved.

Perhaps someone at Paramount should've used that thing we call an internet search. Past pictures in the VMAN indie and provocative rag include many a young men in nothing but Euro-style skivvies. Which now that I think about it, totally makes sense to tie a children's movie into since the models are probably all under 18.

Don't you think its about time to stop coddling our children anyway? When your five year old asks, "Mom, what's a donkey punch?" Parents should be forth right. "Well honey, you know how Donkey and Shrek posed for dirty pictures in that magazine...."

Note: If you just can't stop yourself from looking the term up... you gotta love Wikipedia. Oh, and this is not safe for work. NSFW! or anytime for that matter.  I hope your naivety and childhood innocence isn't destroyed like mine was.

 

GETTIIN STICKY WITH IT!

Photo via Snark Food

Snark Food-  A teenager made her prom dress out of Wrigley's gum wrappers. Her date wore a matching vest.

An A+ for creativity. She has a career in advertising costume design ahead of her.

Though, I wonder how many of the popular girls tossed chewed gum in her hair while she was doing the Electric Slide? Its not funny at all. You know peanut butter, which is a vile, slimy food item, is the only substance that can grease out chewed rubber. Either that, or your mom has to cut a giant chunk of your hair off with kitchen shears. Oh, sorry. I was just reminiscing about how much fun my junior high dances were.

 

MOTHER NATURE SHAKES IT!

Heidi Montag: responsible for earthquakes in CA. via the Superficial

Associated Press - An Iranian cleric says that women who dress slutty are the reason for earthquakes. Seismologists disagree.

Does this explain why there are so many earthquakes in California? (East Coast 4-EVA!!)

Seriously though, telling women that tight pants and cleavage are the reason for violent eruptions of the earth's fault lines is like when mother's tell their sons that they will go blind if they play with "it". And according to trusty WikiAnswers, most men play a five finger solo once a day. You do the math.

 

BRAINS AND BEAUTY

Isaac Mizrahi: Plaid is the new cheescake.

Daily Front Row - Issac Mizrahi, fashion designer, will compete on Jeopardy.

A household name, the designer revived his luxury line, hosted many  talk shows, and wrote a series of comic books.  He's the god father of cheap-chic collaborations as the first to sign on with Target.  He created a line of cheescakes and blankets for QVC.

Is there anything this man can't do? All of his ventures may not of been successful, none the less, I will be sorely disappointed if he doesn't win this time!

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Apr 19, 2010 8:00AM

Urban Outfitters - Nice Day for an Alternative Wedding

Photo: 39thandBroadway

Urban Outfitters is said to be launching a bridal line according to the industry insiders over at 39th and Broadway.

What is  the new face of the bridal industry?  With the collapse of In Style Weddings, Modern Bride and Elegant Bride print editions, who attended Bridal Fashion Week? Yes, there is one if you didn't know.

It's being said that the influence of fashion editors in print isn't what it used to be. Just read all of the articles talking about bloggers sitting front row at fashion week. (The horror!) One could conclude that the bridal industry is no different, now that the most influential references like Brides.com and In Style Weddings and when it comes to matrimony fashions only exist online.

It makes sense that a lower priced retailer like Urban Outfitters would join the ranks of J Crew and Ann Taylor in the wedding attire business. Not only do those who make wedding fashions need to think out side the box to promote, but also on who to design for.

After all, as strange as it seems to me, most brides aren't much on straying from pristine, virginal white.  Why not cater to the hipster kids at a price point that the struggling model/ musician couple can afford?

Urban Outfitters Bridal is supposed to launch in February 2011, just in time for that very cliche Valentines Day Wedding. (I'm sure they mean it in the ironic way, right?)

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Apr 18, 2010 2:00PM

Spring Shoe Trends - What you Want to Wear Now

 

 

 

 

Prints

When Miu Miu sent crazy cat lady, naked lady trucker flap and bird prints down the runway this spring who knew that they'd be such a hit?  Having just screened Alfred Hitchcock's "The Bird's, " I was instantly obsessed. I even copied this print onto an ikea chair with acrylic paint.

For those of you who are print crazy and want to stay away from avian themes, Spring has plenty of patterned footwear styles at every price point.

 


 

 


 

Flesh/ Nude Tones

Flesh tones went down the runway in top collections like Fendi, Stella McCartney and Alberta Ferretti. Faded blush and pink beige are neutral tones and a perfect alternative to bright white or brown shoes.  The monochromatic, head to toe nude looks great on pale skin tones.

 

 

 

 

Brights

Bright colors were seen along side the paired down minimal tones on Spring's catwalk from Emporio Armani to Lanvin. Before you go running off and putting bright purple with bright blue, be careful of color overkill. These vibrant shoes can add a pop of color to this season's khaki dresses and my personal favorite, the army green- strong colored accessories combo.

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Apr 17, 2010 10:52PM

Minimal Trend Spring 2010 - What Accessories Should you Wear?

This Spring's minimal trend provides the perfect canvas to style a dress or paired down blouse, skirt or trousers in your own way. Use this page as inspiration. Whether you like the romantic, rock n'roll, bright colors or bohemian, one basic piece can work for you at any budget

Want ways to accessorize a little black dress?

Want to see more of this season's minimal pieces?

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Apr 17, 2010 12:26PM

Bruce Willis and Jennifer Aniston - I think I've Smelled this Before?

Bruce Willis: Does it smell like something died in here?

Have you ever wondered what Bruce Willis smells like when he's surfing the wing of a crashing plane? How about when he's trying to seize control of an airport taken over by terrorists? Or when he's slinging a gun and trying to free a family held by teenage hostages?

You're about to find out. Bruce Willis inked a deal with German company LR Health & Beauty Systems to launch his own fragrance. Its coming to a groin area near you on July 1, 2010.

And of course, Bruno's perfume reps say  the odor is "extremely masculine." EXTREME!

 

Jennifer Aniston: Aint nobody dope as me, Im just so fresh and clean!

Not to be out done by others who make the same movie with different titles, Jennifer Aniston is creating her own signature scent as well. Her stink of choice, Lolavie, made by Falic Fashion Group (not Phalic) will launch exclusively at the UK department store, Harrods. It will eventually be sold in the US.

If  you've ever wanted to know what it smells like to chase after a man who you think is the one, only to find out that the guy of your dreams has been there all along, here is your chance.  The scent was inspired by a race to the airport to stop your real true love from leaving your life forever.

Says the Falic company rep: "We hope that if people like the purity and the naturalness of who she is..." Then he added under his breath, not like that slut whore Angelina. What? Oh, what? I didn't say anything.

Want to smell like a celeb? Choose from the list of perfumes from  Danica Patrick to the Beckhams!

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Apr 10, 2010 11:12PM

Baptise Viry 'Social Signs' - It's a Man's World

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Photo: Courtesy of Baptise Viry

 

French designer Baptise Viry takes inspiration from men's accessories and transforms them for women.

When you think of all the iconic images of ladies in their men's clothes, nothing is sexier than a woman walking around in her lover's white button down shirt. Though, these accessories come pretty close.

Photo: Courtesy of Baptise Viry

Baptise Viry, formerly employed by the renowned Hermes, thankfully branched out on his own with collection. With colors inspired from an old sepia tone photo, the vintage style pieces take men's wear for women to new raw and punk-seductive style --which is a far cry from the stuffy Birkin bag.  But, the collection's title, "Social Signs" does suggest that the brass metals and tanned leather are from a time when these materials meant status.

 

Photo: Courtesy of Baptise Viry

Photo: Courtesy of Baptise Viry

 

For more Baptise Viry looks, click here.

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