What if you knew the world was going to end May 21, 2011? Well, you should know that it will, according to this theologian, Harold Camping. Harry says "psssht" to those who believe Armageddon will happen in 2012.
Then, this past week in Arizona, dead birds fell from the sky and Kirk Cameron went on CNN to talk about it. What more proof do you need?
2012 or 2011, either way, that doesn't leave us much time, now does it? I'm not the type to go out, rob banks, shoot up the town, or drink excessively when I hear that judgement day is coming. I'm not going to loot, but what I will do is max all my credit cards. I wont have to pay them back. Rebel! Genius!
What would I get with my middle class line of credit? Duh, fashion!
Here is a list of Items I'd buy in preparation for the end of the world:
Chloé Whipstitch leather dress
A leather dress is a necessity in times like this. If you haven't seen Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, then you have no clue what Im talking about.
Opening Ceremony Metal Tipped Ankle Boot
You may think that high heels are an ill choice, but trust me, I thought about this. With 5 inch heels, I can easily step over dead birds. Since this shoe has a metal tip, it's added protection. I can add some tights if necessary, but I fear it may be hot, like end of the world hot.
Floppy Brim Fedora by Rag and Bone
Yes, I know its more Indiana Jones than Thunderdome, but I need a cool looking hat.
Maison Martin Margiela Set of two 24-karat rose gold-plated arm cuffs
I need some bad ass arm bands and warrior style jewelry...made by Maison Martin Margiela.
My phone probably wont work, so Ill need something large enough to carry some sort of Morse code type device (which also wont work if there are no more cables to transfer signals) but I can probably find some tin cans and rope.
