Fashion Funhouse Emporium

At work, its been all about spring trends for magazines, videos and advertisements. It's because of this that I proabably blurt out "minimal dressing" or "boho-chic" in my sleep. Since spring is on the brain (though it is not at all on mother nature's) I thought I'd start giving my readers a heads up of what to save up for this spring.

I love menswear, but with a slight feminine touch. I'm girly, but I also have a rough side which is why this trend works for me. Personally, I think these classic pieces that will work year after year.

1) Ralph Lauren Rugby, pincord jacket and trousers,http://www.rugby.com/

2) Mellow Yellow, canvas lace up booties,http://www.monshowroom.com

3) Opening Ceremony, ruffle front blouse, http://www.lagarconne.com/store/index.htm

4) Fifth Avenue Shoe Repair, floral fedora, http://shop.shoerepair.se/

5) 3.1 Phillip Lim, flat front trouser, http://www.lagarconne.com/store/index.htm

6) ASOS, waxed messenger bag, http://www.asos.com/

Loyal followers, I must apologize for my absence this week.

If you were wondering where I've been, I was busy getting a beat down from a celebrity stylist who was "trying me out" as an assistant. This job didn't work out, sadly.

If you've been reading Fashion Funhouse Emporium, you may gather that I react to "crisis" by laughing at inappropriate times. Being in a closet with a stylist whose enjoys making people cry is not really my thing.

The good news is, I may have waaaay more time to blog, since I'm probably going to be black listed from ever working in this town again.

While some of the stories you've read and the movies you've watched about working in fashion are true, I have to tell you that I've worked for some very humane, sensible, sweet and talented stylists.

But those who weren't so nice inspired this Fashion Funhouse Emporium's fashion: What Ever Happened to Baby Jane