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Donald Trump has stamped his name and/or gob on pretty much any product that can possibly, maybe sell. There aint no shame in the Trump game...from bottled water, steaks, vodka, clothing, accessories and even a "university."

Wouldn't it make more sense to open these companies under a different name and leave the giant portrait of a scowling, strange comb-overed business man off the packaging? What do we know though, hes making the money and were just lowly unpaid bloggers.

But, did you know that somewhere there is a trash can full of scrapped ideas and patents that almost "Trumpified" more of  your schools, drinking water, food and alcohol?  Oh...and your babies.

Vanessa Trump, daugher-in-law of Donald, and wife to his doppleganger son, once held a patent for a clothing line called "T Baby."  We imagine the tycoon apparel wouldve made our kids look like armys of tiny CEO's: navy power suits, corporation-friendly ties in pink and red, and khakis and blazers. (Basically, just swap out  Donald's head for your baby's in the photo below)

But wait, theres more! Vanessa, who Im sure was under the influence of her rich father-in-law's vodka, also thought metal piggy panks, lamps and toys needed the family name as well. There's nothing a five year old wants more than a lamp shaped like a glowing green money symbol, or a minature board room style play house.

Click here to view the patent which is now dead. Parents, sleep well now.

"READY KIDS?  TRUMPIFY!" - Donald Trump

"OK, ITS A DEAL. I NOW OWN THE FAO SCHWARTZ. WE'LL RENAME IT JUST 'TRUMPZ'." -Baron Trump & Mom