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Dec 16, 2009 12:19AM

Holiday Gifts for Under $25: Patterned Tights, Shiny Belts and Candy Jewels

You can stuff these products in stockings for the finishing touches on your holiday shopping. Or, if you're looking for a way to do inexpensive gifts, these sparkling and shiny gifts can be tucked into some creative packaging to create a personalized gift for friends or family for not a lot of money.

The Packaging

Try places like The Container Store or even mugs or bowls local 99 cent store for pieces like these.  They can  be reused by the gifted the to stash jewelry or even for flowers. Sprinkle in some confetti, top off with a ribbon.

Vase & Metal Pot: Ikea

Acrylic Containers and Shredded Paper: Container Store

Christmas Confetti: Party City; Velvet Ribbon, Papermart

The Gifts

Once you've channeled your inner Martha Stewart (Don't knock Martha, I love me some Martha!) and came up with some crafty packaging, you'll need these for the stylish people on your list.

Topshop Fair Isle Wool Tights, $24.00 - Marni's wool plaid tights might not be in your holiday shopping budget, but these wool tights from Topshop will give that same preppy and warm feeling.

 

FULL TILT Braided Chain Bracelet, $5.99 - Give the gift of  hard edged biker/rock chic. This style is still going strong-- chains, studs and leather.


ASOS Coloured Shimmer Super Skinny Belt, $8.50 -  A friend of mine scolded me when I told him I didn't have any of my own belts to lend him for his photo shoot.  He said "all women should have belts! Its a staple." So take his advice. Give belts for not just for belt loops, but over jackets and sweaters.

Essie nail polish, Bordeaux, $8.00 - I'm not much of a nail polish girl. Its not that I don't envy girls with long perfect nails who can add another element to their style with as seen on the runway colors.  Sadly, I either chew my nails out of a life long anxious habit, or they just break.  So those of you that are like me, live vicariously and give these tiny Essie polishes.  I like the Bordeaux because its not quite black.  Intriguing!


Alloy Leopard Scarf,$19 - For those on your list who are always late because they had "nothing to wear," give a printed scarf. Throw it over a white tee, add a blazer, jeans and boots for five minute dressing that looks well thought out.

 

Paper Biscuit Candy "Diamond" Ring, $4.50 - I love Etsy for jewelry! If you have the patience to weed through the weird vagina necklaces and moose shit art, then you can occasionally come across some cute inexpensive pieces. Cross your teen cousins off your list.

Burt's Bees Lip Shimmer, $5.00 - I have Burt's Bees lip products stashed in my bathroom, in my jacket pocket and in my purse.  It may be all in my head, but I think it makes my lips look fuller than any expensive "plumper" ever has. Perhaps its the peppermint oil? My friend Missy said she thought their colored gloss was " too bright."  This is partially true for those who like less flashy. The Merlot and Raisin don't go on the same color as they appear, but much brigher.  However, Rhubarb and Peony are neutral, just enough color and will work for most skin tones. I encourage you to pick some up for your friends.  While  your at it, get one for yourself...and me!

 

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Oct 19, 2009 11:55PM

Jewelry Artists Imitate Life With Things That Probably Shouldn't be Worn Around Your Neck

I laughed. I cried. I even gagged.

Sometimes just because something exists, doesn't mean it should be made into accessories.

This is Fashion Funhouse Emporium's "jewelry that made me laugh and/or gag uncontrollably, partly out of awkwardness, and then out of sheer immaturity."

 

VulvaLoveLovely (NSFW- I  repeat, not safe for work!) I'm not posting a picture of this jewelry collection because of the obvious, and I don't want to see a stranger's snooby dooby doo every time I log on to my blog.

This designer offers a handmade replica of your "Noni Mitchell" if you take a picture and send it to her. If you're too shy to snap a low angle picture of your poon, then feel free to send the designer a description via email. No. Seriously, "In your description please include: The shape of your inner and outer labia..."

Listen, If I wanted the whole world to see my stuff, I'd go pantless.  But,that's just me.

I suppose if you've been inspired by the "Vagina Monologues" and feel the need to get loud and proud about your pudenda, then head on over to Etsy and order.

 

Photo: Polly Van der Glas

Polly Van der Glas is an Australian designer who uses old molars of some people you don't know as glistening gems.  Okay, maybe they're not quite glistening, in fact a few of these human tooth necklaces look like they have a bit of fossilized Twinkie stuck in the crevices. But if you wanna go all "Apocalypes Now" with out cutting off human ears, then teeth are your best option.

 

Photo: Etsy

Moose Poop Doo Doo Nugget -  I didn't  make that up. That is how this product is listed. You know that saying "you can't shine sh*t?" Well, you totally can. Some guy in Maine did it and made it into a necklace. Animal Feces. Around your neck.

Turns out this is not some random joke.

Apparently in Talkeetna, Alaska  there is an "annual Moose Dropping Festival that celebrates moose nuggets. The most unusual event during this festival is the dropping of a thousand moose nuggets from a hot-air balloon onto the crowd below."

They never say exactly why they are dropping moose deuce all over people.

Sarah Palin, remember that beauty endorsement you were looking for? Its not lipstick, but its jewelry. What do you say?

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