Did you know Renaud Dutreil, Chairman of Louis Vuitton Moet Hennesey rides his bike to work every day? He's not stopping there. In an attempt to make New York City a little bit more brown, er, green, the status symbol company is launching a partnership with American Composers Orchestra. A contest will take place to find the most inspirational orchestral works based on the theme "A Greener New York City."
While I applaud charity and making the world a better place, if Dutriel and company really want to help the environment, perhaps they should send employees out with a bucket and sponge to wash away all of the horrific creations adorned with tiny "L's" and "V's".
Why live in a mansion when your home exterior decals say it all?
Unless ol' Renaud likes to get down with the bubonic chronic, I'm pretty sure you won't find this in the 5th Avenue flagship store.
Get your nails did...once people see your claws stamped with status, they'll know you're someone. Someone that has extra scratch for big Lou.
The Louis Vuitton Cutlass, for those of you that got it, but don't want to flaunt it...but still sorta want to.
Nothing says I bleed money like a Louis Vuitton bandage
You can drive 55 in your Louis Vuitton Cutlass, but how will people notice that you got the goods? Drive slower, of course! For those like to be a little more flashy, crawl by and let everyone hawk you on the LV Vespa.
Even my trash got class. Go ahead, dig in my garbage. I left some wads of cash in there along with my kid's sh*tty Louie Logo diapers.
And while I'm 99.9 percent positive that the above products were not licensed by Louis Vuitton Moet Hennesy (too lazy to research, quite frankly, but Im willing to bet they never made a Cutlass or band aids) I still blame them for marketing their products as the penis car of fashion.
And, Louis, themselves are no strangers to marking sh*t up with thier look-at-me logos. The following are actual creations from the lux house:
Murakami for Louis Vuitton Fifth Avenue flagship store. If you build it, they will come. They --the tourists will come in, feel up your handbags not buy. But they will take pictures and paint it on their own houses.
This concept design, the Malle Mars Trunk was created to mark the 40th Anniversary of the Lunar Landing. While you can't buy it, don't think LV wont launch this bitch up to the moon to show those martians who's high class. USA! USA! LOUIS VUITTON! LOUIS VUITTON!
I leave you with this...
When I first heard this musical ode to Louie (and Gucci) I thought that T.I. was saying "doodie rag" as in a rag he uses to wipe his ass. Then it occurred to me that I may be lacking in my current knowledge of street slang and did a Google search for the lyrics. It turns out he is saying "Louie Rag" as in Louis Vuitton. Peace Out...I'm going to get a logo adorned scarf to swing around in the clubs right now. Wait, I meant rag.
