Yes, I know its Monday. The title says Sunday. But I was stuffing my gob with, well, stuffing and I'm just coming out of my food coma now. So with out further delay....
Reuters - All of you sun lovers and tanning bed buddies, great news! It turns out that Kangaroos have been "holding the key to preventing skin cancer." Tricky bastards. Maybe if we get pogo sticks, we'll have a chance at actually catching up to them and getting our key back. Though, this might be a major blow to Lindsay Lohan and her Seven Nyne self- tanning venture.
Don't just stand there! Get him!
Oh No They Didn't - Did Demi Moore have an out of body experience? All over the internet, the rumours are a flyin' that Ashton's Sugar Moma's bangin' body on the cover of "W" is actually that of one supermodel Anja Rubik. That's totally fine with me. Demi's picture is my Facebook profile pic. My old classmates are so jealous of how hot I got.
Can someone explain why any of the below would need edited?
Racked - People went insane over Stella McCartney for Gap Kids, so much so that grown women are trying to squeeze their adult asses into children's clothes. Ill admit, I squeezed myself into a child- size Dora the Explorer costume this past Halloween, but that's only because I was dressing up as "Dora the former child star" who was pathetically still wearing her clothes from the show years later.
OMG! I can totally fit into these jeans and band jacket!
Bnet -Barbie just cant get her shit together when it comes to men. Its rumored that she was seen canoodling with adulterous womanizer Don Draper. First that loser Ken, who just wanted to surf all day or work on his "music," and now this.
Why does he look like a 12 year old boy? Maybe appealing to the Barbie crowd?
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NY Mag - Karl Lagerfeld is selling the perfect recession friendly gift. Mink and jewel encrusted helmets. Drop 1800K to 7K for one of these head protectors and you'll never have to worry about people who try to pick your brain in an attempt to steal your style.
Big Brother cant get to you with all these jewels surrounding your noggin.
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