Marc Jacob Attempts to Make the Kilt Trendy
Do you remember when you were in high school and administrators sent a dress code packet before classes started in the Fall? On the list, for guys, sweat pants were usually forbidden. It made sense. No one wants to see the outline of their male class mates boner when the hot chick walked by. Especially if said hot chick was not you.
Imagine our suprise when we stumbled up on this: Utilikilt, a cargo style skirt for the working man.
The Scottish, Irish, Celtic nationalists and Marc Jacobs does it, you say. But should men really be wearing something that can blow so freely in the wind? It was sexy when Marilyn Monroe stood above a subway grate. However, we don't want to see freakin Tommy from Brooklyn exposing his freakin man jewels in the same manner. The point being, men have things that can't always be compacted neatly into undergarments, if you know what were saying.
But men, if you must free-ball it, feel the wind on your, um, skin, and feel that traditional tartan is too sissy, then hook your tape measure and keys on the hooks, stuff your screw driver in your pocket and sport a Utilikilt. But please wear underwear.
Utilikilt Workman's kilt. Photo: Utilikilt
